I hate peas.
You can't just say you hate something, you have to give it a try.
Look, I can have any opinion I want about... peas. I know I don't like them. I choose not to have them.
But people have been eating peas for years now. Millions of them. Can't you understand that perhaps peas are a pretty good thing if so many people choose to have them?
They're just not for me, I know that for a fact. You don't understand.
Clearly I don't! It doesn't make any sense that you just wouldn't even give them a try!
Look, when I think about having a... pea... I just don't like it. It's a bad feeling.
That's just what you've made them out to be! But if you've never had one you wouldn't know what they're actually like!
But I know that I wouldn't enjoy it. And them I'd just have to live with the bad decision I had made.
What about 20 years from now? Are you still going to keep yourself from having peas? Where will that leave you? It's a fundamental part of life!
If I happen to have changed my views peas by then, then maybe I'll give one a try. But if not, I don't have to. I'm fine living without them.
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